I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heals
Hmm weird how Tumblr loves this but Blurred Lines is a no no….hmmm…odd…
song about violently murdering males = great wonderful catchy funny empowering
blurred lines = literally rape, ban it everywhere and murder robin thicke
are you like completely ignoring the context of this song? it’s a song from a film about women in jail for murder. it’s not just a song played on the radio for money/lolz like “hahahaha let’s kill all men”. the film itself is placed in a PRISON and it’s about pop culture how it can make anyone a start, even murderers.
blurred lines is a song made by a person living in a culture that makes it ok to sexually assault women. that song is so ok that it is played over and over again in the radio. our culture made it ok to make a guy that writes a song about literal sexual assault a star. only this time, it’s not a film, it’s real life.
i was waiting for someone to correct this thank you friend
No one’s saying we should fake being barbers and start selling people as food, either. Context seems kiiiiiinda important
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Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
*Rises from grave* I heard someone say Hetalia
School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
releasing a blood curlding scream when u get passed in mario kart
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